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Gordon Glantz is the managing editor of the Times Herald and an award winning columnist.

Tuesday, August 19, 2008

Like A Hurricane

Dear Mother Nature,

I know you have been going through some tough times with menopause and everything, but can you please do me a favor?
When one of these television jack-asses are doing their report outside during a hurricane, could whip up a big wind and blow him or her away to parts unknown?

Thanks,
G2

4 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

LOL

August 19, 2008 at 4:41 PM 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Reporters covering hurricanes seem to have no gray up above. Remember Katrina? The young white hair reporter remained on a boat/barge during the storm...He is now on 60 Minutes. Survivor of the not too smart. $$$

August 20, 2008 at 3:35 PM 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

During an electrical storm that is near enough that the horn blows at the golf course - would you believe the Jack-asss was reporting the weather outside. I do believe 10 miles is the distance away from the center of a storm is still iffy and you could get struck by lightning. Stupid JAs! There he stands in living color - he/she must be proud of themself - just another example for the young people.

August 22, 2008 at 4:52 PM 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How about the groundskeeper at our Parks-- Come on the grass needs to be cut - tidy, tidy. I guess the Postal saying... neither rain, sleet, or snow will keep our carriers from performing their duties -- deliver my junk mail?

August 27, 2008 at 3:32 PM 

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